She’s pretty hot! Wait.. what?
whoops! oops! *falls onto your puppy* oops oh oops *wraps arms around your puppy* oops oh my bad sorry oops *pick up your puppy* oopsy! *runs away with puppy*
Alexondra
LG(B)T proud
21 years old
Disney AP holder π°
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The most magical place
on earth is my home β¨
whoops! oops! *falls onto your puppy* oops oh oops *wraps arms around your puppy* oops oh my bad sorry oops *pick up your puppy* oopsy! *runs away with puppy*
everyone who reblogs this will get a anon in their inbox saying a song that suits their blog! i’m bored lol check out my blog if you aren’t following already too xo
why you should be my friend
an animal not wanting me petting it hurts more than any anon ever could
idk why i connect so much with this text post
now you know how robin thicke feels
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
Pro tip: Don’t do this if you recently applied for a new job.
bolded. just in case.
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
Pro tip: Don’t do this if you recently applied for a new job.
bolded. just in case.
i feel like that pro tip is told from experience
I take vocal lessons (because I sing a lol) and the song I’m working on rn is basically a Larry song. “Sweetheart, they’re suspecting things. People might say we’re in love.” “Why do the people make up stories that link my name with yours?” It’s. Called “People will say were in love from Oak! And my music teacher keeps saying how much better I’m doing on this song compared to others in the past and I just smile. :))
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
WAIT GUYS
WHAT IF SEASON ONE/TWO SAM WAS A PROPHET
I MEAN HEADACHES, VISIONS OF THE FUTURE…
AND WHEN HE DIED CHUCK WAS MADE INTO THE NEW PROPHET AND THAT’S WHY HE NEVER HAD ANY MORE VISIONS
this could actually make tons of sense
That would make more sense than in the canon where Sam is “LOL nope no more headaches anymore LOL just took some ibuprofen it’s all good now”